Monday 3 February 2014

Evan wasn't really fitting in with the Postmodern Cereal Company.
[Image transcript] Three people stand around a boardroom easel with 'SIMULACRUNCH' and a bowl of cereal displayed on it. 1: 'Simulacrunch was a great success in the focus group. Everyone loved its authentic cornflake taste.' Evan: 'Shouldn't the benchmark for authenticity be whether the flavour captures the taste of corn itself?' 2: 'Wow. Who hired this guy?'